I have two male friends, Friend 1 and Friend 2. And I realize that I don’t live in their city anymore, but this is kind of bullshit. Friend 1 is my best friend, we’re super close and he knows secrets about me that no one else does. Friend 2 is a very close friend whom I have known longer than Friend 1. He has all the gossip, very interesting views on the world, and he’s pretty rad besides sometimes being a diva (in a mostly good way). Friend 1 is not that attractive. Everyone knows it, no one says anything. Friend 2 is fairly attractive depending on if you’re into gingers (I’m not, but whatever). Friend 2 is gay. Friend 1 has a girlfriend. Friend 2 does not like the girlfriend. Friend 1 does not like that Friend 2 does not like his girlfriend. I think that, honestly, Friend 2 needs a little bit of perspective. Let’s all be honest. Friend 1 has a girlfriend and that is great. It makes him happy, a little less sad, and whatever. I don’t think Friend 2 should be trying to take that away. Granted; I have only met this girlfriend once? twice? Once. I didn’t get a bitch vibe, but maybe she just knows that hey, I’m the best-fucking-friend (one of) so my opinion fucking matters. So maybe I’m wrong here, but I’m just thinking this. Another note? Friend 1 had another girlfriend and at first I thought she was cool. She turned out to be a controling vagina with a white board calander for chores for Friend 1. I could very well be mistaken. I just wanted to speak my piece.
